There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad that tie is.
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There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad that tie is.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
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God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
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Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
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Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.
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There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
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