Famous Quotes, Quotations, Sayings, Quote of the Day » Funny http://quotesmany.com Famous Quotes, Quotations, Sayings, Quote of the Day Sat, 08 May 2010 05:24:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad that tie is http://quotesmany.com/there-has-to-be-a-mathematical-explanation-for-how-bad-that-tie-is/ http://quotesmany.com/there-has-to-be-a-mathematical-explanation-for-how-bad-that-tie-is/#comments Sat, 13 Mar 2010 04:56:30 +0000 admin http://quotesmany.com/?p=1465 There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad that tie is.

]]> http://quotesmany.com/there-has-to-be-a-mathematical-explanation-for-how-bad-that-tie-is/feed/ 0 My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world http://quotesmany.com/my-way-of-joking-is-to-tell-the-truth-it-is-the-funniest-joke-in-the-world/ http://quotesmany.com/my-way-of-joking-is-to-tell-the-truth-it-is-the-funniest-joke-in-the-world/#comments Tue, 05 Jan 2010 15:37:37 +0000 admin http://quotesmany.com/?p=1032 My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

]]> http://quotesmany.com/my-way-of-joking-is-to-tell-the-truth-it-is-the-funniest-joke-in-the-world/feed/ 0 God heals and the doctor takes the fee. http://quotesmany.com/god-heals-and-the-doctor-takes-the-fee/ http://quotesmany.com/god-heals-and-the-doctor-takes-the-fee/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:40:08 +0000 admin http://quotesmany.com/?p=225 God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

]]> http://quotesmany.com/god-heals-and-the-doctor-takes-the-fee/feed/ 0 Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. http://quotesmany.com/guests-like-fish-begin-to-smell-after-three-days/ http://quotesmany.com/guests-like-fish-begin-to-smell-after-three-days/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:39:28 +0000 admin http://quotesmany.com/?p=223 Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

]]> http://quotesmany.com/guests-like-fish-begin-to-smell-after-three-days/feed/ 0 Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other. http://quotesmany.com/experience-is-a-dear-teacher-and-only-fools-will-learn-from-no-other/ http://quotesmany.com/experience-is-a-dear-teacher-and-only-fools-will-learn-from-no-other/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:36:57 +0000 admin http://quotesmany.com/?p=217 Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

]]> http://quotesmany.com/experience-is-a-dear-teacher-and-only-fools-will-learn-from-no-other/feed/ 0 There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. http://quotesmany.com/there-are-three-faithful-friends-an-old-wife-an-old-dog-and-ready-money/ http://quotesmany.com/there-are-three-faithful-friends-an-old-wife-an-old-dog-and-ready-money/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:36:18 +0000 admin http://quotesmany.com/?p=215 There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

]]> http://quotesmany.com/there-are-three-faithful-friends-an-old-wife-an-old-dog-and-ready-money/feed/ 0 Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. http://quotesmany.com/beer-is-proof-that-god-loves-us-and-wants-us-to-be-happy/ http://quotesmany.com/beer-is-proof-that-god-loves-us-and-wants-us-to-be-happy/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:35:30 +0000 admin http://quotesmany.com/?p=213 Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

]]> http://quotesmany.com/beer-is-proof-that-god-loves-us-and-wants-us-to-be-happy/feed/ 0 To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends. http://quotesmany.com/to-find-out-a-girls-faults-praise-her-to-her-girl-friends/ http://quotesmany.com/to-find-out-a-girls-faults-praise-her-to-her-girl-friends/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:35:01 +0000 admin http://quotesmany.com/?p=211 To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

]]> http://quotesmany.com/to-find-out-a-girls-faults-praise-her-to-her-girl-friends/feed/ 0 If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. http://quotesmany.com/if-you-cannot-get-rid-of-the-family-skeleton-you-may-as-well-make-it-dance/ http://quotesmany.com/if-you-cannot-get-rid-of-the-family-skeleton-you-may-as-well-make-it-dance/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:33:25 +0000 admin http://quotesmany.com/?p=207 If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

]]> http://quotesmany.com/if-you-cannot-get-rid-of-the-family-skeleton-you-may-as-well-make-it-dance/feed/ 0 Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability. http://quotesmany.com/martyrdom-is-the-only-way-a-man-can-become-famous-without-ability/ http://quotesmany.com/martyrdom-is-the-only-way-a-man-can-become-famous-without-ability/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:32:44 +0000 admin http://quotesmany.com/?p=205 Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.

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